BREAKING NEWS--God says fuck you to Governor Inslee's global warming
Sends the governor 12 inches of snow
“I’m getting closer to my home.”—Grand Funk
The title is the complete story. I’ve had a fun time shoveling snow, drinking beer and thinking about this title. Maybe you want picture proof. Here’s a wall of four feet of snow.
You know a man get’s mighty thirsty shoveling global warming snow. It’s heavier and I’m still suffering from long covid—elbow pain. You need an appropriate beer to drink while shoveling global warming snow suffering from long covid. Bud Lite just don’t cut it. You need a war beer.
This allows you to shovel global warming snow, drink beer, and stay in the war at the same time. The VRR rarely takes any time off in this war. Maybe Dr. Alexander out works us, but some of his posts are a year old. I think that should disqualify him. It gets him 1,000 more paid subscribers. I’m confused. I’d like to discuss this with him.
The war beer is Apocalypse IPA. If there was a beer named HANG FAUCI IPA, I’d be drinking that. I see a possible future business AFTER our bullshit war. I refuse to profit during it, but I’m expecting all of you to come drink beer with me after it at my brewery. Of course paid $ubscriber$ get a di$count. I’m not a fucking money whore like THEM—Ghost Brewing.
I can’t remember is it okay to eat yellow snow or not?
re-' okay to eat yellow snow or not?' aktually, even yer white stuff is toxic...many stories abound of ailing mutts that have been lapping up the stuff...due to all the chemtrail special sauce contained therein,alas