ANOTHER SCUMBAG WANTS TO BE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES--CHRIS CHRISTIE

Another WEF fat fuck scumbag wants to be president of the United States. Amazingly the WEF keeps rolling these losers out. My guess is he would slide into a loser VP position with Trump or Fence. And don’t you want to see Trump and Fence debate? Now there’s some entertainment but not enough to get me to buy a TV. Too bad the democrats canceled debates. Great comedy there as well.

I’ve only been in New Jersey once and it was while fat fuck Christie was governor. It was a narrow escape. I was told not to come to a complete stop in my car no matter what color the lights were. Ignore all stop signs. Great advice that saved my life at least five times while I drove to my hotel. Once I got caught in a crossfire between two rival gangs. They were across the street from one another sitting out on those old cool porches. I took a little too long admiring the porches.

When I arrived at my hotel it was surrounded by a thirteen-foot-tall iron fence. I had to wait until security beamed me in. Typical at hotels in New Jersey. The governor must be proud.

I checked into my room on the 15^th floor. From my room I could see a security car that would drive non-stop twenty four hours around the hotel at 2mph. I needed only to survive the night and catch a flight back to Seattle. I decided to brave it and go down to the bar. I sat at the bar with pilots. They could all drink because they had a two-day layover and these fuckers can drink. I wasn’t in their club so they ignored me. Fine with me.

I was on the company credit card so I drank only the top shelf. Around nine o’clock ladies started arriving. I could hear the pilots discussing them. “There’s Sharon. I had her last week. Looks like she’s going for Bob.” I asked the bartender who the ladies were. He told me that after nine they allow prostitutes to frequent the bar for the pilots. Thank God I was a machinist. It was amusing to watch and listen in.

Suddenly there was a loud crash out in the lobby. The GI Joe pilots all got up and raced out leaving me with their prostitute. I asked the bartender what all the commotion was about. He said they have a runner. People run through the front security and into the lobby where they are eventually chased down and tackled and a major fight breaks out. This fucker was putting up one hell of a fight. I ignored it and focused my attention on my drink.

In the morning I had a nice headache for my flight home but I was alive. When I think of Governor Inslee I sometimes see Governor Chris Christie’s face. Maybe they’re Thompson twins. Sometimes one of the twins are fat.

I find it interesting that the contribution amount was raised to a number with 33 in it.