ANNONYMOUS SUBSCRIBER STRIKES THE VRR HEADQUARTERS AGAIN

“Maybe get a blister on your little finger, maybe get a blister on your thumb.”—Mark Knopfler

Yesterday evening I was sipping a cheap chardonnay while watering plants in my front yard. I was at war all day with a brown squirrel. It ate the top off another sunflower plant. I just spent two days chasing rabbits out of my garden and sealing off their escape route. I won that war. Now, I’m dealing with this little brown shit monster squirrel. I took a plastic potting container and cut a hole in the bottom and slit the side. I then attached it to the sunflower plant so when the little shit monster climbs up the plant he goes straight into the cone. It’s a little garden trailer trashy but it should work.

 A white van pulled up in front of my house. A man got out and started walking towards my house.

“Are you here to repo my car? I’m only two payments behind,” I asked.

“No, but I’ve been told they won’t repo it until you are behind by three payments.”

“Good to know,” I replied raising my wine glass.

“I’m just going to drop this package off.”

“Oh that must be my new lithium battery for my hedge trimmer. My hedge trimmer battery went out as did my weed wacker, and my lithium battery blower, all at the same time and they all cost $149.99 to replace. I can’t afford to replace any of them so I charged one on my Visa. I live in the po side of town,” I said. He laughed and waved. I wonder if he got the connection when I said, “charged.”

While writing this my computer is prompting me to change the shitty lithium batteries for my mouse. Is that a coincidence?

My wife came out and picked up the box and told me I can now get on the English laurel hedge that is currently thirteen feet high. She wants it lowered down to eight. I raised my wine glass and attempted to squirt her with the hose. She narrowly escaped. Her lucky day. I sure am glad I have a six foot step ladder.

“Oh my God. Mike. Mike, come in the house,” called my wife. Shit. They sent the battery charger instead of the battery. Wrong. Way off. Anonymous subscriber treat bombs the VRR HQ again. Last month anonymous subscriber sent a box of my favorite tea that will get me through many garden talks. Anonymous subscriber must be a fan of my garden talks. I did a garden talk session the other day while sipping anonymous subscriber tea. I’m sure this garden talk will probably lose me 22 subscribers, again. I talk about a class A EVP where an entity says, “I’M A GOD’S GIFT MIKE.” I plan on dubbing in the EVP. VRR subscribers get to hear an actual spirit voice for FREE. “Maybe there’s ah way to make a profit in this.”—Butch Cassidy

My wife informed me she uses Bob’s Red Mill chia seeds and flax seeds. Coincidence #1.

A week before the VRR HQ was treat bombed, I was in a discussion with my wife. I was mailing out some of the new updated skull stickers to some subscribers and I needed stamps. My wife told me our local mail post would not sell me individual stamps that I’d have to buy a book of stamps. I argued that she was wrong because I already sent some out and they sold me individual stamps. What I didn’t know is they were charging me four cents extra per stamp. Everybody wants a cut.

While watering my wife goes out and gets the mail and informs me there is fan mail. Coincidence #2. How could fan mail subscriber and anonymous treat subscriber arrive at the VRR HQ on the same day? I’m sure they live in opposite states and don’t know each other. A for sure God like coincidence.

Universe is on today. I open it up and look what was inside. Stamps.

God like coincidence #3. What the subscriber didn’t know when she sent this is I had already sent her the updated stickers and I believe she received them on the same day that I received the stamps. I need to confirm this. But, I did receive a thank you email from here on the day the stamps arrived. Regardless, I’m stamping it coincidence #4. I call this stacking coincidences. It’s very common in my world. Incredibly fun too. Universe loves fun. But wait, there’s more.

A few days prior I read an article on stamps. The US government raising the price of stamps again.

What does it take to get a revolution started in America? Where is our rage? Direct it like a laser beam at them. The ones who say, “Fuck the suburbs.” Direct it at those things. It’s negative energy but when properly directed it does have a powerful effect. Remember their words, “safe and effective, safe and effective, safe and effective, safe and effective.” Me reading the stamp article before my book of stamps arrived is coincidence number #5.

My wife informed me this is a special book of stamps. She said these stamps can always be used no matter if they raise stamp prices. She had no idea our government raised stamp prices again. I informed her on the price increase. Stamp this coincidence number #6.

About a month or two ago this subscriber asked me if I knew anything about the serpent mounds. I did. I learned about them many years ago after I read Peter Lavenda’s book Sinister Forces. I told the subscriber to buy the book, but if she does expect a flood of coincidences to start happening. The book has some kind of supernatural affect. I also know the coincidences can have simultaneous affects. If I read the book at the same time as the subscriber we can synch up coincidences. I know this because I experienced it with another person who I recommended the book to. I read the book along with him and waited for him to notice. He noticed.

The subscriber sent me an email letting me know she bought the book. I started reading along with her and as you can see from the above stamp story, we synchronized just like I knew we would. To test this even further I’m asking anonymous subscriber to buy the book Sinister Forces and send me an anonymous letter when she receives it and I will again read along with the subscriber and see if our lives supernaturally synchronize up.

Thank you to my Super Subscribers. You brought me a very fun day. There are supernatural forces at play here and we’ve all entered into it whether you know it or not, whether you like it or not. Accept it and enjoy it. It’s God’s gift.