911 Report--Universe brings me a green spider

and Senator Schumer with his hands in his pocket--LOOK OUT!

“It’s what they should do. My point to everyone is, look if you have an opportunity to alleviate the pain you should do it.”-- President Joe Biden

The crab spider comes in a few different colors, white, green, and pink to name a few. Or it can be a blend. I photographed a white one in the garden this year and then another one at the Ghost Garden Party #2—Land of the Loonatics.

The first party beer came just after my conversation with subscriber tnDoc. Do you think you could shoot a giant rattle snake in the head with one shot? TnDoc did, then sold the snake for $30.00. The reason for the kill—the snake bit his dog and the dog died. Sad.

Sometime later I started streaming music and switched to a cheap glass of Chardonnay. Not Marsay cheap, but cheap--$8.00 bottle. I was told Marsay did show up for GG party #1 but came real late. I was already in dream land. She’ll be back.

And then I see it. It was attached to a long single strand of web and climbing it fast. I grab my phone. Dammit. Fucking passwords. My wife tells me she’s married to a bug lunatic. The spider was too fast. The time it took me to unlock my phone ruined the photo I wanted—the spider free floating off the single strand of web. Fucking passwords. Technology has us trapped. After we win genocide #1 & #2 we seriously need to re-think technology. I’m thinking a fifty year pause with no passwords. Remember life without passwords?  

I took several photos. There is a face on the ass end of the spider, eyes, nose nostrils and a mouth in the shape of an O.

A message from Universe? Shock? Disbelief? Fear? Horror? Genocide #1 & #2? Yes. All of it. God works in mysterious ways.

Today I’m going down and having the picture blown up. It’ll be framed and hung in my office. You can order a copy for $10.99 + postage from VRR HQ. Limited time only. Use code #GIMMIE THAT GREEN THING#

I was thinking about the KAAN  yesterday—Turkey’s new fighter jet. Just in time for the battle of Armageddon. Right out of the box and into a world war. How will it perform? What other fighter jets will team up with it? Iran? Russia? China? Syria? Egypt?

Headline news in Gabon

Gabon junta turns down presidential salary

Gabon coup: Why young africans are celebrating military takeovers

Gabon’s government threatens arrest over money collected for work not performed

Wife of Gabon’s deposed president Ali Bongo jailed

Is Africa showing the world how it’s done? And they won’t be showing up for the Armageddon party.

Two Jewish leaders discussing genocide.

Rite Aid closing 154 stores

Six in Seattle along with Bartell Drug stores. How does this massive operation go bankrupt? Amazon? I’d say they factor into the equation, but maybe it’s more sinister. I like the plan if I were an evil maniac hell bent on killing mass amounts of people. Create one distribution for everything, radios, books, food, drugs and sex toys. The stores who specialize in those products can’t compete. The product is cheaper through Amazon and delivered to your front door. They eventually fold and then it’s just Amazon. Grocery stores fold too. And then after the stores are vacated, turned into vaccine clinics, and all supply chains fold and sell off their distribution equipment--problem. Big problem at Amazon. Who could have predicted this? Make up your own worst-case scenario or go along with mine. A government investigation begins. Money laundering and human trafficking. Typical. Top executives are arrested, and Amazon goes bankrupt and closes. Everyone is fucked. Get that garden started.

Rumor is Pfizer might be going bankrupt too. Same scenario as above. Get the masses dependent on pharmaceutical drugs from one main supplier. Then as secretly as they can the supplier goes bankrupt. I see a lot of diabetic coma deaths. Blood clot deaths too. I bet the creators of genocide #1 can see a lot of death too. And that’s why we occasionally like to garden party at the VRR and take pictures of spiders with faces embedded in their ass.